TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of March 16 - 22, 2025
Sunday, March 16
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: No Fault Divorce
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Exile on Lame Street
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Fair to Remember
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Hey, Look Me Over
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: The Case of the Libertine Belle
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Beauty and the Beast
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: That's for Me to Know
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Where's Charlie?
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Mother Load
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Dateline: Miami
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Ro$e Love$ Mile$
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: St. Patrick's Day
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Windy City
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Unleashed
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Sex and Death
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Careful What You Dig For
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Shoeless Molly Flynn
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: They Shoot Asses, Don't They?
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: What Molly Hath Wrought
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Ergo, the Booty Call
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: And the Plot Moistens
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Arguments for the Quickie
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Working for Caligula
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Soul Mate
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Bizarro Jerry
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Little Kicks
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Package
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Fatigues
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Checks
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Chicken Roaster
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Abstinence
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Andrea Doria
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Little Jerry
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Money
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Comeback
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Van Buren Boys
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Susie
Monday, March 17
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bazaar
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee, the Swinger
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Warning From Warren
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Off to Hollywood
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Radar's Report
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: For the Good of the Outfit
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Kim
11:00 AM Bonanza: Half a Rogue
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Town in Chains
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Guns of Cibola Blanca
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Guns of Cibola Blanca
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Thirty a Month and Found
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Woman Speeder
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney on the Rebound
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Hobo Friend
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Crime-Free Mayberry
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Perfect Female
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bully on the Bus
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Prodigal Son
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Rodeo
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra Makes Something Good
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie and Frank's New Friends
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Alone Time
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Dugan Groupie
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Furious George
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Entertainment Weakly
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Name Dropper
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Off-Track ... Bedding
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Silent Mite
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pothole
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The English Patient
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Nap
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Yada Yada
4:00 AM Mom: Hot Soup and Shingles
4:30 AM Mom: Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
5:00 AM Mom: Fireballs and Bullet Holes
5:30 AM Mom: Nietzsche and a Beer Run
Tuesday, March 18
6:00 AM NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Taylors in Hollywood
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Hollywood Party
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee on TV
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Cannon
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: The Trial of Henry Blake
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad ... Three
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Last Haircut
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Wiving
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Iron Men
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Fourth Victim
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Tarnished Badge
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Clubmen
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Pickle Story
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Sheriff Barney
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Farmer Takes a Wife
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Someone's Cranky
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bad Moon Rising
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Confronting the Attacker
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Divorce
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Italy
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Italy
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Wallpaper
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Awed Couple
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Cologne Ranger
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Domestic Disturbance
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Pour Judgment
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Gym Neighbors
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Millennium
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Muffin Tops
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Summer of George
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Butter Shave
4:00 AM Mom: Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
4:30 AM Mom: Sonograms and Tube Tops
5:00 AM Mom: Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich
5:30 AM Mom: Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus
Wednesday, March 19
6:00 AM Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
6:30 AM Hope for Pain Sufferers
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Man's Best Friend
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee Takes a Job
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Church Organ
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Girl Shy
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Sniper
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Carry On, Hawkeye
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Incubator
10:45 AM Bonanza: Marie, My Love
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: In the Performance of Duty
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Island in the Desert
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Island in the Desert
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Colonel
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Keeper of the Flame
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bailey's Bad Boy
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Manicurist
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Jinx
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Jailbreak
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Meant to Be
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pet Cemetery
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Author
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Walk to the Door
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Young Girl
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fighting In-Laws
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sneeze
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Gorilla Warfare
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Hi, School
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Black List
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Wish Boned
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Voice
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Serenity Now
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Blood
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Junk Mail
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Passion of the Christine
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Answer Is Maybe
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Come to Papa Jeff
Thursday, March 20
6:00 AM Total Gym 50 Years of Moving You
6:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Malcolm at the Crossroads
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis, the Artist
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Return of Barney Fife
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Legend of Barney Fife
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Deal Me Out
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Hotlips and Empty Arms
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Officers Only
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Hayburner
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Sharecroppers
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Squaw
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hiders
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Larkin
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Medal for Opie
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Choir
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guest of Honor
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Merchant of Mayberry
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Warden
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Christmas Present
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What Good Are You?
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Super Bowl
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's Journal
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Silent Partners
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fairies
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Stefania Arrives
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Van, Go
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Ice Cubed
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Catching Hell
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Slippery Slope
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Buy Curious
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Merv Griffin Show
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Slicer
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Betrayal
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Apology
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Oh God, Yes
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Separation Anxiety
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Champ
Friday, March 21
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Lost and Found
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Wyatt Earp Rides Again
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Look Paw, I'm Dancing
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Henry in Love
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: For Want of a Boot
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Operation Noselift
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Actress
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Fires of Ignorance
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Angry Land
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Brides and Grooms
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hard Labor
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The County Nurse
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Barney in the Big City
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Three's a Crowd
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bookie Barber
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy on Trial
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Humm Vac
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Canister
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Net Worth
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Let's Fix Robert
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Say Uncle
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Separation
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank Paints the House
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Pole Lox
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Vocal Discord
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Consummate Professional
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Like Hell
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Sandwiched Out
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Strike
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Dealership
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Reverse Peephole
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cartoon
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Playdate With Destiny
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women 'N Tuition
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?
Saturday, March 22
6:00 AM Roseanne: Guilt by Disassociation
6:35 AM Roseanne: Somebody Stole My Gal
7:10 AM Roseanne: House of Grown-Ups
7:50 AM Roseanne: Five of a Kind
8:25 AM Roseanne: BOO!
9:00 AM Roseanne: Sweet Dreams
9:35 AM Roseanne: We Gather Together
10:10 AM Roseanne: Brain-Dead Poets' Society
10:50 AM Roseanne: Lobocop
11:25 AM Roseanne: No Talking
12:00 PM Roseanne: Chicken Hearts
12:30 PM Roseanne: One for the Road
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Weekend at Peggy's
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Dips & Salsa
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Rich Man, Poor Girl
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Three Girls and an Urn
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: The Dice Lady Cometh
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: McMillan and Mom
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Manifold Destiny
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Sex, Lies and Helicopters
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Eight Is Enough
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Book of Molly
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: To Have and Withhold
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: 'Tis the Season to Be Molly
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's Birth
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Angry Family
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Roll
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Odd Man Out
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's Ring
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Strong Box
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Wizard
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Burning
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bookstore
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Frogger
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Maid
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Finale
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Finale
3:00 AM Seinfeld: Pilot
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Stakeout
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Robbery
4:30 AM Seinfeld: Male Unbonding
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores